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We have a collection of 4 Women quotes from Erma Bombeck

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex." (ID 28653)


"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars." (ID 28737)


"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go." (ID 28750)


"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown." (ID 29089)


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