We have a collection of 2 Women quotes from Tim Allen
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon." (ID 28769)
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison." (ID 29366)