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We have a collection of 2 Women quotes from Rita Rudner

"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in." (ID 29101)

"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" (ID 29139)

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